Stroke the mind...before the behind

This is a one-liner that I use when I am certain that there is only ONE thing on a man's "to do" list: ME.
I use this line, because it makes men think a little, and it's a challenge that most men aren't up for anyway. They usually squirm a little, then say something completely dumb and I just get turned off even more. There is nothing wrong with wanting a little mental stimulation! LOL!

I like men with intellect. I think it's sexy. I mean, don't get me wrong, I have dated men that are FAR from intellectual. It's annoying. There is nothing worse than a man that can't carry on a decent conversation that isn't riddled with cuss words, X-rated content and broken English.
I mean, jeez, speak to me about something other than how many ways you want to do it to me. (Oh, don't worry, I talk like that as well sometimes, but as with everything, there is a time and a place)

My question is how many of these men actually get anywhere with this type of approach? Does this work? I can't remember the last time I ever hooked up with someone that came out the gate with gutter talk. This is not only offensive, but unnecessary.

My advice: Save the trash talk for when you get me where you want me.