Go Shorty, it's your birthday.

So. Today is sexy man's birthday. I didn't get him anything. (yet?..LOL?)

And I don't think I will. I want to, because that's just how I am...and did I mention that I love him? But I think that it will make me look like a fucking idiot. Sure..do whatever you want to me, and I will then buy you a birthday gift. (Are you fucking kidding me?)
It even sounds ridiculous.

So, let me take my ridiculous ass to the Hallmark store to get him a card.
(just kidding!)