Where the hell is my duct tape?

I am in a funk.
A fucked up, don't bother me, don't call me, don't come near me funk.
It will work itself out, but still.

Him? Leave me alone.
The other one? Leave me alone.
Baby daddy? You don't stand a chance.

As for the boy. He is safe. He is always safe from the wrath that is me.
But the little- no home training 8 year old ghetto life livin, smart mouth, bout to get beat down like she's an adult--because she decided to punch the boy in his mouth?
She bout to get it.

This is the same little girl that is always messin with the boy. This is not the first time that she has hit him..back in the summer, she slapped him in the face. Yeah. her.

So, I do-what any calm, tax paying, not trying to go to jail mom would do.
I go talk to her mother.
Okay. Why was that a mistake. I see where her daughter gets her out of control attitude from
She get it FROM HER MAMA.

I go knock on her door. I tell her that the boy was playing football and told her daughter that she could not play. And ya know why she can't play? Because I told the boy to stay away from her. And that if she tries to play anything that he is doing he has 1 of 2 choices.

He can either tell her NO--or he can bring his ass in the house. I guess he got tired of having to come in, so this time he told her that she couldn't play.

I tell her that her daughter then grabbed the boy by his hoodie, and punched him in the mouth.

When I knocked on her door, I just wanted it to be known that I don't appreciate her daughter putting her hands on the boy. The boy don't mess with people. He just does his thing..and he did what I told him to do.
She followed me out to the parking lot and called her daughter over. She asked her daughter if she hit the boy and she immediately went the hell off. This child went off on her mother. She called the boy a liar, and her mother told her to go inside. She said "Jesus Christ..I SAID I didn't DO ANYTHING TO THAT PUNK."

What? Huh? That's how you talk to your mother? Apparently so.

I mentioned that I have spoken to her daughter before, about her and the boy not getting along. I simply told her that if she don't like him, then stay away from him.

And do you know this ghetto fabulous bitch had the nerve to look at me, and say this:

"First of all, YOU ARE WRONG for you telling your child not to play with my daughter.
I am not putting up with this bullshit you coming and knocking on my door with this. You need to tell your child that he needs to FUCK HER UP. Don't teach your child to be a coward, and run. I teach my children not to run from anyone--stand there and fight. He needs to stand up for himself and fight her. Maybe after him giving her a good beat down, she will learn and not mess with him anymore. I don't get into kid shit. He needs to FUCK HER UP. And that's what I expect to happen. And DON'T be talking to my daughter. You will force her to act like an adult and then not understand why she is disrespecting you. If you have a problem, don't talk to her. Don't ever say shit to her--I will handle her. I am her mother. Not you. Not anyone else. YOU need to act like an adult in this situation, and not expect her to. SHE IS A CHILD..you are AN ADULT."

Did she just tell me to let the boy fuck her child up? She did.
And I don't understand this kind of mentality.

I told her that I was not going to teach the boy to fight, and this was an
unacceptable resolution to an obvious problem.
This is just ridiculous, and I really have nothing else to say.

So, when ya'all see on the NEWS, about how a crazed mother snatched up an innocent little girl, who was sweet and never did anything to anyone, you will understand the real story.

I gotta go look for my duct tape.