Be careful what you ask for...

Sexy man is giving me a run for my money. He really is.

So. Today, I see sexy man. And he got all kinds of rap for me.
All. kinds.
Not really THAT out of the ordinary..I mean, we do talk.


Anyway. So sexy man has some interesting pictures.
REALLY INTERESTING.
And me being a woman. Well, I just wanted to see them.
So, he shows me one picture.
YIKES!
He tells me.."no more pictures".
But, I wasn't having that. Nope, not me.
I say.."I wanna see".
He says.."I don't know if you can handle it!"
(Now, we all know he WANTS me to see).
AND.
(Since I am all about giving the people what they want..)

I say.."nah, I'm good..I can DO THIS!"
(We both are laughing..)
So, he shows me the picture.

Nope.
I wasn't ready for it.
Shit.
That pisses me off.

We are talking body.
arms. legs. chest. ass.
All his. Damn.


So, what the hell is that all about?
Who knows. Who cares.


I guess sometimes you gotta be careful what you ask for.