The "Pimp" Package has been delivered!
LMAO!! The "PIMP" Package is complete. Thanks for your suggestions... I didn't have access to all the things..but added some dumb shit anyway!
I ended up adding:
A mini Magic 8 ball--with instructions that said.."Do not make any major decisions without consulting first"
A Little Debbie Oatmeal Pie
A Quiznos Coupon--valid only in Maryland
A list of tattoo shops in Florida
A list of bail bondsmen in Miami
A picture of the boy and his l'il friend
in the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine (taken at Kings Dominion)
A list of gay clubs in Miami
one of my hair clips--cuz he always takes them out of my hair and throws them
and Some Mardi Gras Beads..
And he is still in Maryland...I think his flight was cancelled due to Miami weather.
But he should be pimpin' by Sunday. We shall see.
posted by Miss Scarlet @ 11:39 AM
1 Comments:
i LOVE the little debbie oatmeal pies...i swear...i hate buying a box...cause i'm like a crack addict...i keep going back for a hit...til there all gone...and i'm feeling fat...i hate little debbie's @$$ and really...with all those snack cakes do you think her rear is still little???
okay...sorry for the rant in your space...was feeling it...had to let it go...you gotta blow that ish out...ya' know?
Post a Comment
<< Home