She's a clever bitch!

"What a fucking idiot"

That's the only thing that I can think of to describe what I did today.

I met with the lady on Tuesday about this new job. I am not sure that I exactly want this one, but it could be okay, a stepping stone, perhaps. Just to get into something I really want without having to do a lot of explaining about my last job.

The circumstances of which I was let go, are shady at best. Basically, it's my refusal to bow down to the man. I guess he didn't appreciate my blunt honesty. He hated a bitch with an opinion. I have maintained that position from the beginning.

Anyway, the lady at the new spot tells me that she is having problems verifying my dates of employment. She wants me to help her out.

I email one of the supervisors the following email:

Hey..

I was wondering how I can get my dates of employment verified.

I don't want them to talk to anyone that feels compelled to put my business out there to them.--I did not tell them the circumstances of which I left under, and frankly, I don't want them to know, or get the opportunity to ask.

Let me know what you know.

Okay..follow me here.

This email went thru 2 people and back to me with my employment dates.

I spent the day with my sexy man, and was all out of sorts when I got back to the crib.
So tell me what I did? I fucking FORWARDED this email to the lady AT THE JOB.

Yes. I sure fucking did. yeah.

I immediately went into damage control mode. But we can't undo this one. That email is gone!
I got an email right back, auto-reply, stating that chick was out of the office today.
I got in touch with AOL. No can retrieve. I tell them "Bullshit..ya'all are AOL!!"

They bullshit me not.

My thinking automatically defaults to thug-criminal. There has got to be a way to fix this.
I call baby daddy. Yes. BABY DADDY. I will tell you this about him..
He is and always will be my partner in crime.
We were like Bonnie and Clyde.
He embraces my clever mind. He knows what I am capable of.

Seriously.

He does not answer his phone. But that's okay. I have a plan.
I take off the bottom part, that says the dumb shit, and I send this chick the email again.
And again.
And again.
And again.

Can anyone tell me if this will work or not??
You must use your creativity to figure it out why I did this.
I think it will work!!

I laugh about it now..but it is SO not funny.
If my plan doesn't work, then it wasn't meant to work.

If it works..I am one clever bitch!!