Sexy Man..Baby Daddy..and the Other One..

Men fucking suck.

Don't get me wrong..I LOVE my men. But my men suck. All of them.

Sexy man...um.ok.so...Why when I break sexy man off a little-sump'm he gotta act an ass?
How does that work? I mean day-um. Tryin to help a brotha out..LOL!
Here is the Brenda Theory: Sexy man loves him some me. Sexy man has no clue what he wants though..he has no clue what to do. Sexy man is in a straight up bind. Sexy man is clearly not thinking about his (other) woman, when we do what we do.
That's all there is to it.
Sexy man: Just because you ignore the facts, that doesn't mean they're not facts. I give you pleasure. You love me so damn much, you don't know WHAT to do.
Just because your heart and your head are conflicted--ya ain't gotta be mean.


Baby Daddy..um..ok..so... Why has it been a week and a half since I heard from baby daddy. Mr.-I-need-to-have-joint-custody-of-the-boy. What the fuck? No visits. No calls. No letters. No threats. No nothing. That just proves my point about this fucking asshole.
Baby Daddy: Please just go away. If it means taking your 100 dollars a year in child support and your few and far between attempts of being a real father, then we must sacrifice I suppose. You make me want to fucking commit homicide.

The other one..um..ok..so... Why does this motherfucker gotta act like he ain't on the creep 3 nights a week? He sleeps on the couch? There is nothing going on? Why does everything have to be about sex, why can't a man just hang out?
Other One: Everyone KNOWS why you are at my house 3 nights a week.
Because. We. are. fucking.
If you wanna tell people that you sleep on the couch..then TAKE YOUR ASS TO THE COUCH. If you want people to believe that there is nothing going on, then stop fucking talking about it. All. the. damn. time. Why does everything have to be about sex? because that IS what this is about.

Just gotta love the men in my life!