News on the J-O

Okay, so last night I was unable to sleep. At all.

After this ass waking up at 6am yesterday, going thru all the new J-O drama,
and being unable to decide if I want to quit or not I was one tired chick!!

I laid in bed until after 2am tryin to decide what I was gonna do.
Was quitting this job something that I should have on my mind?
A sister needs to work! Tax refunds only carry you for so long, right?

I thought about how I missed Jamie Foxx reruns on Monday.
I love me some him. He reminds me of Sexy Man so much! Whew!
They have the same sarcastic humor, and sometimes when I am watching
the show, I catch myself just cheesin, thinking about him.
~LOL~

Anyway, so I get OUT OF BED at 2:30 something AM and send this chick an email.
I figured that it would be better to get this shit over with and not have to get up early in the morning to do it. I was really afraid that I would oversleep. Then they wouldn't get shit!
It was short, sweet and to the point.

I am sending you this email to let you know that I will not be returning to work.

While I appreciate the opportunity, I do not believe that this is the right job for me, for many reasons.

I apologize for any inconvenience.

Regards,

I sent this to the Human Resources department.
I purposely kept it brief.
It ain't like I been there 6 years. I worked there 1 gahdamn day.
Please. They are lucky they got that.
I know what the fuck I am doing.
Work hours are 8-5. Why at 8:30 do you think my phone started ringing with these psycho fuckers on the other end.

They wanted to "talk" to me.

And that's fine. If I were someone else.
But I don't play that game.
Did I say that I quit? Then that's what I did.
There is no need for discussion.
All decisions here are final.
Always.

I was on the phone with a chick that I used to work with while they were ringing my fucking phone off the hook..just when I thought they were calling for the 5th time in 5 minutes, I looked at the caller ID and it was my girlfriend Michelle.

There is never a reason for her to call me that early in the morning..something must be up.
I end my other call and switch over to talk to her.

"BRENDA..your job has been calling my cell phone..I thought you were sending them an email?" she was irritated.

"I did!...it said I QUIT!!"
I yelled the I QUIT part into the phone.

We both started cracking up.

"You're dumb!" she tells me.

"Well, they are calling me. I didn't know who it was but when I called the number back, I realized it was them. I hung up." she said.

"I can't believe they even called you, what the fuck did they expect you to tell them??
I guess they will be calling sexy man next..I put you two down as emergency contacts.
That's all I need..I wonder what he'll say?"

We both started cracking up again. Sexy man is a straight mess.
He is so funny, and sarcastic.
Neither one of us see that call going well.

"Fukkit" I told her. "He ain't gonna tell them shit..
he will say..ummmm? have you discussed this with HER???

"Ummm. She is bent over my desk right now, but when I'm done banging that ass I'll ask her why she didn't come to work today." she joked.

We laughed at all the things that we thought he might say.
And things that we wished he would say.
And all the things that he probably did say.
We are two funny chicks.

In the middle of our laughter, she says..
"That's them again!!"

"Answer it" I say.

"And tell them what?" she wanted to know.

"Tell them that I QUIT!!!" we both laughed.

She is gone for like 3 or 4 minutes. She finally comes back and
breathes irritation in the phone.

"Brenda" she says. "I have done a lot of things, for a lot of people..
but I ain't NEVER quit a job for someone. Now, that's love"

Yes it is.