Shit Starters

I am done with people that start shit.


From now on, if anyone starts any kind of unnecessary shit, I am gonna tell them about themselves. There are 2 kinds of shit starters, and I have examples of both.

The --in your face--yeah I said it--shit starter.
These bitches will start shit and stand there like they are backed by the Mafia. When confronted they will try to convince everyone that they speak the truth.

example:
WANDA--I used to have a friend named Wanda. Notice I said used to. She has been long cut off because of her shit starting shit. I met her at a bar. We were pretty good friends, but then the shit started....he said/she said..he did/she did...Omigod..serious issues too. She even told me that she saw one of my good friends at my man's house. She gave me the date/time/details.
They were fuckin'. Yep, that's what she told me. None of this was true, and this bitch was just starting shit. But her shit starting was always things that make people want to commit homicide. You just can't fuck with people's emotions that way. People are dangerous, especially when they feel like their territory is being threatened. This bitch was liable to get some dude/chick/or both shot the fuck up. I was not gonna be anywhere around when this shit went down.

The --on the low--it wasn't me--shit starter.
These bitches will light a fuse--then run like hell. When confronted they will act as if they are shocked at the news.

example:
My CO-WORKER-- This girl can't be avoided. Her ass is everywhere in everyone's business. She will start shit, then duck out so fast you don't even see her shadow. Then pretend as if she is as innocent as the Virgin Mary. Yea, she has issues. She starts more shit than anyone that I know. She acts innocent when confronted. She sits back and watches all the commotion and pretends like she is not the one that just started said commotion. It is hilarious to watch, as long as it doesn't involve you. Whenever shit goes down, and it seems sketchy, I look over at her, smirking, as she watches all the shit she just started and she seems pleased with herself. She needs to be medicated.


either way, having a friend or associate like this is dangerous. so...

To all the shit starters that I know--you are hereby dismissed.