Sexy Man on lock~with 500 Grand

I just found out that a payroll mistake that I made at work last week has been corrected.
I accidentally paid a contracted employee 51 thousand dollars.
50 thousand too much. Direct deposit.

This fucker got 51 thousand dollars for 1 week of work.
oops. my bad.

He returned the money with the quickness. We prosecute muhfuckers for less than that. One of the girls I work with said that he shudda taken off..as in holla!

So I started thinking, How much money would I have to be overpaid to flee the country?
50 thousand is not enough for me. He did the right thing in returning it. Not worth the hassle, 50 G's aint shit--atleast not enough to be a leavin' the country, identity changing, fingerprint filing off, wanted felon. Not for me anyway.

I decided that for 500 grand, I would be outty. Maybe even a little less. I would take my sexy man, the boy, my 500 thou and be gone! We would go straight to the islands.

LMAO~ I quickly turned from thief and absconder to murderer. You know I could never leave the states without sending 'ol baby daddy for a permanent dirt nap..especially if I got cake like that! .. but that's a whole 'nother post.

So, in all my curiosity, I couldn't help but call sexy man, and ask if he would come along, and live the life of a felon with me and the boy. He didn't hesitate. He said just tell him where to meet us. I guess my freaky ass, and 500 G's is too much to pass up. He told me that it would be fun to hang out till we got caught. Hmmmm. never thought about gettin' caught--



editors note**
(LOL--Ms. Tee--you know I am just WRONG FOR CALLIN THAT MAN!--'specially for some dumb shit like this--but I just had to--I miss him! and I had to make "secret mission" plans)
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